Do you like my hat?

So I realise this is a long time coming but I've been suffering a disconnection from the wide world of the web… good news (well that's relative I suppose) it's all up and running again and I am now able to get back to work… whilst of course being sufficiently distracted from it - thank you You tube :) 

I find it interesting that for someone who has been deemed a person with little to no interest in their general appearance, I spend so much time talking or rather writing about it. I guess they have good reason to assume, I mean if you can memorise someones entire wardrobe after just one week spent in their company (and not because they have a fetish for changing outfits) there really can be no blame. Personally I think my limited wardrobe comes at an advantage - take my friend (who shall remain nameless) who just the other day lamented over diminishing wardrobe space and little money to replace the countless clothes she will inevitably throw away in the clean up. '

I have never had this problem, which for an admitted hoarder I find quite unbelievable. I'm afraid when it comes to clothes I'm simply not fussed. The other day I almost vomited over the poor retail assistant asking for 150 dollars for a bikini!!! Since when did two small pieces of fabric ask for my entire months savings? what, was it imported from another planet where they have to source material from the sun and have thousands of skilled highly paid bikini sewing aliens thread the pieces together with gold?

I digress. I guess my real point to this brief rant is no _____ (insert name of anyone who's remained in my life longer than two months) I don't care too much about my clothes, I only care when you say something about them - so if you think you're doing me a favour by saving me from embarrassment the next time I get dressed, do me a bigger favour and keep it to yourself before I develop a complex. 

So this week, as I've done before, I shout out to the people getting dressed in the dark - the people that choose to brush their hair once a week (if ever), to the people being told they're not getting it right. Your not alone - and know that there are people out there that aren't judging you on what you look like - they're judging you on your Facebook status ^_^